stories: agonyclite

[I “adopted” the word “agonyclite” at savethewords.org and could think of no better way to use it than to write something inspired by it.]

A list of heresies, jotted down on a scrap of notebook paper in mini-golf pencil. Standing up in class to question instead of answer the blackboard scrawls. Looking up instead of down during moments of silence, a salute offered with sincerity by your left hand. Refusing the complementary breadsticks at the Olive Garden. Leaving a film half-way through that you've “paid good money” for. Telling your friends you love them and meaning it. Clambering into abandoned buildings, pulling down the temporary barriers, blinking dust in the portal-light. Sleeping well. Deciding not to run.

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November 18, 2010

stories: swear against

In the shadow of his imposing, beige-grey, brutalist computer monitor, Joseph read this:

“Seek simplicity, and distrust it.”

It was a quote from Alfred North Whitehead that came up on his quote of the day calendar. The gift from his sister at the moronic Christmas of six months ago.

Who in Christ’s holy name is Alfred North Whitehead? His complete set of revised 14th-edition Encyclopedia Britannica was an – on average – 17-minute drive from the office, tattered from extensive reference and outdated by at least two decades. Assuming this Whitehead character pre-dates the 70s, he decided to look it up in the evening. That would mean around eight hours of mystery today.

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November 8, 2010